How To "Get Enlightened"
Step 1: Suffer.
Step 2: Suffer more.
Step 3: Take acid or have a nervous breakdown
Step 4: Read Ram Dass or Alan Watts
Step 5: Meditate
Step 6: Be amazed at how slow the process is
Step 7: Think "There must be a better way"
Step 8: Go to AwarenessExplorers.com
Step 9: Use the methods talked about and become enlightened
Step 10: Hit the donate button and give us all your money.
A Consciousness Joke
What did the spiritual seeker say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."