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How To "Get Enlightened"

Step 1:  Suffer.

Step 2:  Suffer more.

Step 3:  Take acid or have a nervous breakdown

Step 4:  Read Ram Dass or Alan Watts

Step 5:  Meditate

Step 6:  Be amazed at how slow the process is

Step 7:  Think "There must be a better way"

Step 8:  Go to AwarenessExplorers.com

Step 9:  Use the methods talked about and become enlightened

Step 10: Hit the donate button and give us all your money.

A Consciousness Joke


What did the spiritual seeker say to the hot dog vendor?


"Make me one with everything."